"Do you meeean it?" she asked, leaning against him as though she was weak. She knew she was being annoying... She wasn't sure if this was her goal or if there was a subconscious alternative goal.
She hung her arms, pouting. "I'm lonely. Love me," she repeatedly, ears drooping.
"Oh…uh…I…" he never said anything like this before, so he wasn’t sure what exactly to do. "I…love…you?"
"Ziiiiiiim, love meeeeee," Kip whined, flopping on him pathetically. (Ohhey XD)
Zim rose and eyebrow and gently grabbed her shoulders, standing her up straight. “…Excuse me?”
//My headcannon is that Irken’s blood is the same color as their eyes. So, Zim would have pinkish-magenta, Tak would have purple, ect.. I find it ironic that if Irkens followed the hemospectrum, then Zim would be the highest blood and Red would be the lowest blood. (Or a mutant blood, depending on his shade.)//
"Master, I want some taco bells!"
"Those aren’t even real tacos, GIR, they’re probably filled with hippo meat or something. But fine, go to Taco Bell."
S̩͈̥̼͉̖̭̜ͪͯ͂̌̕ȯ̱̮̠̖͐ ̟̖̟̘̫͛̒ͨͬͬ̿̑̄N̪̪̔̄̓̏ͪ͗͢e͂͝҉͓̪̫̦͇ͅpͫͫ̋ͧ̃́̈͂͞҉̞͖̮̘͚̝̬͚͡e̸̵̹͙̗̠̟̠ͥ̃͐ͣ̐̿̐́͢t̡̨̡̝͖̬̦̬̖̣̄ͤa̷̬̪̩͉͈͕͇͛ͭ ̵̦̳̩̻̤͕͉͂ͯ̎ͮ̔̿ͪ͋ͥ͜wͫ̈́̏ͭͬͣ͠ͅa̲̮͗͐̆̽̈́ͤ͠l̷͉̮̱͇͇̰̼̋k͍̣̼͊̆͊̍ś̷̰͈̾ͯ̒ ̂ͪͯ͛̍͜҉͎̙̮̩͇͕̗͉i̡̪̞̼͕͈̓̅̎̇͗̃̕͡ͅn͙̹̜͎̄̆̽ͨ͛̃̓̏t̜̥͔́͛̄͞ȯ̰̟̝̍ ̶̖͚͎̘̹̯̭͕̍̍̊a̰͕͓̰̯ͭͯ̈́̒̆̚ ̘̻͉̩ͥ̄̕c̓ͬͮ͏̖̩̳l̑̊͊ͩ̇̂ͣ҉̭̩̟̟̥̞͍̦̕ͅu̴̧͙͂ͫͤ̌̂́b̯̳̗̮͍̂̓̐͗̄̎ͪ͠.
*twerks aggressively in the askbox*
"…Can you not?"
Since you're nice, may I please steal some of your belongings?
"I’m nice, I’m not stupid, dear anon."
I will remove your magic spell on the condition that you fulfill two requests: One, eat a bowl full of earthworms. Two, declare your undying love for Dib! Are you even capable of these two terrifying tasks?
the-amazing-travis said: Since you’re nice now, does that mean you’ll admit that I’m amazing in every way?
"…You’re amazing in every way.” He mumbled quickly, crossing his arms.
M!A: You must give up on invading for a week and be nice to everyone you see.
"NO NO NO YOU STOP THAT YOU HORRIBLE-"
Get to Know Me, Get to Know me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is you middle name?
3. What is your birthday?
4. What is your zodiac sign?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. What's your lucky number?
10. What shoe size are you?
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12. What was your last dream about?
13. What talents do you have?
14. Are you psychic in any way?
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
18. Do you want children?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
25. What color socks are you wearing?
26. Have you ever been famous?
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
28. What type of music do you like?
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
32. How big is your house?
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
35. Have you ever tried archery?
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
39. Do you have any scars?
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
42. Are you a good judge of character?
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
44. Do you have a strong accent?
45. What is your favorite accent?
46. What is your personality type?
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
48. Can you curl your tongue?
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
50. Left or right handed?
51. Are you scared of spiders?
53. Favorite foreign food?
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
58. Do you have much of an ego?
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
60. Do you talk to yourself?
61. Do you sing to yourself?
62. Are you a good singer?
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
66. Do you like long or short hair?
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
68. Favorite school subject?
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
71. What makes you nervous?
72. Are you scared of the dark?
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
77. Have you ever drank underage?
78. Have you ever done drugs?
79. Who was your first real crush?
80. How many piercings do you have?
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
82. How fast can you type?
83. How fast can you run?
84. What color is your hair?
85. What color is your eyes?
86. What are you allergic to?
87. Do you keep a journal?
88. What do your parents do?
89. Do you like your age?
90. What makes you angry?
91. Do you like your own name?
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
94. What are you strengths?
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name?
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
98. Do you have any scars?
99. Color of your bedspread?
Kip turned her head partially, a slight frown on her face. Her purple eyes stared him down, black sclera reflecting his face. "Rather shitty, dear. And how have you been?" she asked, a slight flatness to her voice.
"Well, I’ve been alright." he frowned slightly. "Really? What happened?"